mourinhosexuals

The online fans of Portuguese football coach José Mourinho who defend him regardless of his downward career trajectory and ultra-defensive football. Mourinhosexuals are attracted to José Mourinho without fully understanding why and project this sexual confusion by repeatedly sharing photos and memes on social networks in defense of their idol. They will also engage in co-ordinated online attacks on journalists and bloggers who dare criticise their king.

"See Jose fans behaving like their god in the comment session. These Mourinhosexuals are completely hopeless"

by ziggybeatbox3 June 1, 2023

Mournhornia

The phenomena of becoming horny during a mournful time, especially rampant before/after funerals .

The widows promiscuousness was due to an acute state of mournhornia.

by DocSko February 16, 2015

Jose Mourninho

1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an arrogant bastard, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.

1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"
2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"
3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

jose murinho

arrogant manager of chelsea

I the best manager in the world. i just the best but i better than the best. I not big headed i just the best.

by David Richardson April 10, 2005

mourino

Familly name with Portuguese origins. The Mourino males are widely known for being able to get any girl in their mind. They have amazing looks and it is known that no girl is able to resist them, they are also very athletic and amazing.

Oh no, hide your girlfriends the Mourino's are coming!!

by El P. Amo March 20, 2018

Moutinho

Absolute lad who is a great player for a fantastic football team. He tends to play alongside world class teammates such as ruben neves, diogo jota, adama traore and raul jimenez.

Joao Moutinho is by far the greatest player I have ever seen on a football pitch.

by Flappybirds November 3, 2019

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021