mouff

means girl in french. Usually people say meuf but all the cool kids say mouff.

Cette mouff me fait trop chier

by geatredbird May 9, 2006

Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.

Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!

by Andrew May 1, 2004

Muff Muff Birdman

A person dressed in a bird outfit that likes muffs, both ear muffs and chicks muffs

Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.

by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006

muff muff gash

Similar to puff puff pass, only referring to vagina instead of marijuana.

Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."

by GlazeHer April 26, 2014

muff muff

a short mexican that makes muffins yo!

muff muff is always coming around with his burnt muffins

by easy squeezy April 23, 2008

Muff Muff

A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.

Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.

by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016

muff muff way moo moo

Muff Muff is used when you have a crush on someone and you don't want them to know because they have a girlfriend who happens to be one of your friends, so you need a disguise name for them and "way moo moo" is used when they are looking or acting really sexy.

"Hey did you here that Muff Muff was coming tonight? You'll probably think he is way moo moo" "Muff Muff way moo moo, bessst freeiiinn"

by GuavaLady March 8, 2009