ossified

Too intoxicated to function properly

Tonight I am getting ossified

by Mac19 February 11, 2006

Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty

When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.

I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some cold reality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.

by GrimyGripster May 14, 2018

Featherlite Modified Series

The Greatest Minor League Division in the Sports World, it consists of Open-Wheel Stock Cars racing on short-tracks.

The Featherlite Modified Series makes great racing

by Joe C June 14, 2004

Modified Cigar

A cigar ridden of its original tobacco filling, and then refilled with another substance, usually cannabis.

Marcus: "Yo, nig shitz you got a swisher let me get a hit..."
LaTroy: "nah, nigga its a modified cigar and your ass doesn't have five on it"

by disABALa April 12, 2008

mollified

Pacified, calmed.

The anger was soon mollified.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Rossified

Term popular in South Florida to describe the effect of a hot girl encounter; particularly when the scene or conversation is obviously shocking, vulgar, depraved or inappropriate but accepted due to an air of class or sophistication

When you don’t understand or can’t look away because you’ve never seen a hot girl behave that way…You’ve been Rossified!

by misslisp April 1, 2010

Modified Nathan

The act of slapping someone on the ass and then leaving the hand there and squeezing said ass.

I gave her the Modified Nathan in the park. She screamed in surprise.

Damn, Molly's got a firm ass. I found out last night when I gave her the Modified Nathan.

by 1527 April 11, 2005