Moistology

The study of all things moist.

"In order to make the most perfect cake, you need to study moistology for 4 years."

by The Moistologist March 30, 2017

Hot mojito

Badass women surgeons that take no shit, run a tight ship, and have each other’s backs come hell or high water

That doctor that took care of me at the hospital is one hot mojito!

by DrMojito April 27, 2022

The New Mexico Mojito

While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.

“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”

by flocktoppler July 11, 2019

I'll be monitoring your frequency.

A cheesy way of saying "I love you" from the new Star Trek movie.

"Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."

by Crusty Meatball May 24, 2009

moskitoo

a mispelling of the word mosquito, often memes as a pokemon

hhhhhhhh*moskitoo noise*

by em.pire_ June 20, 2020

African-American Heart Monitor

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.

African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....

by 12201421245 December 15, 2009

Mojito

(mo-HEE-toe) Rum drink containing lime, mint, sugar, and soda.

To make a good mojito, crush 12 fresh spearmint leaves with half a lime and 4 tsp of sugar. Add 1.5 oz of rum, fill the glass with ice, and top off with club soda. Garnish with mint sprig and lime wedge.

by Lundy July 20, 2005