mortgage 

Another name for your wife or husband.

I'd better make this the last beer, it's time I got home to the mortgage.

mortgage by Jay Woo May 31, 2005

mortgage movie 

A movie or set of movies that a high-profile actor/actress performs in purely for the money. Everyone has to pay a mortgage right? Notable examples are Samuel L. Jackson (way too many to count), Charlize Theron (Aeon Flux).

Sam Jackson is headlining Formula 51? What a mortgage movie!

mortgage movie by woodman445 May 15, 2006

Mortgage Mule 

A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.

Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.

Mortgage Mule by Mamahipster December 26, 2011

mortgage underwriter 

A person who evaluates and mitigates risk for financial institutions. Underwriters are often under appreciated, underpaid punching bags for loan officers, processors. Often times they also become scape goats for upper management. Underwriters are also considered the most hated and vile beings within the lending world.

After asking for further documentation, the loan officer proceeded to the office of the mortgage underwriter and beat her with the stack of documents she requested and then urinated on her.

mortgage underwriter by Ldysc January 25, 2018

mortgage eyes 

Someone who is boss-eyed. One eye goes one-way and the other eye goes a different way. One eye is fixed, one is variable - hence, mortgage eyes.

Look at that cunt with the mortgage eyes...

mortgage eyes by WaveyDavey258 April 1, 2021

Mortgage Whore 

Someone who shops around for the best deal on every mortgage, regularly remortgages and pays off the mortgage asap.

Why isn't frank here?
He's at Prudential, he's such a mortgage whore.

Mortgage Whore by wibble October 5, 2012

Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.

John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.

Mortgage Pick by OutTheBox September 13, 2020