Mormon Roll

Like a Rick Roll except even more annoying. This is when the youtube channel "mormon" posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. This goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of "I like this, I like that, I like... etc" and ends with the most annoying statement: "I'm <insert name> and I'm a Mormon." Whoopty doo, who gives a shit? You just discredited the entire video. So what? Your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about Mormonism? No one cares.

Mormon Roll - Rochelle Tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with Down and all this other heart-warming stuff...

- "I'm Rochelle, I'm a redhead, I'm a Texan, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and *pause..wait for it..* I'm a Mormon!"

by AreAllOfThemTaken August 7, 2011

Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

Morgon

Someone who steal everything and does not follow hygiene.
This creatures usually spawns in forest and under bridges.

Example:
Tim: Hey i stole this lamp.
Jack:You fucking morgon.
Tim:Uh i like forest now
Jack:Go away or i will shoot.

by ZBmemes September 24, 2020

Moronathon

Moronathon (adjective) a term used to describe a gathering of three or more morons.

Cuntree and his friends are having another moronathon.

by Dragonlady58 December 5, 2020

chloe moriondo

a girl that will make you question your sexuality

i mean i’m straight, but chloe moriondo just makes me feel like i’m not. that’s normal right?

by directionerforever124 September 3, 2019

Mormon base system

Similar to the regular base system but for more religious type people.

First base- hand to hand contact

Second base - A kiss on forehead, cheek, lips,etc.

Third base- any form of cuddling or spooning

Grand slam- after marriage the couple accumulates no less than 4 kids.

Jake was so nervous around his new girlfriend he had to start using the Mormon base system.

by G-unit 99 April 9, 2016

Dufus Moronicus

the combination of a dufus and a moron

"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."

by chitsb January 9, 2009