morton's toe

when your second toe is longer than your big toe.

When I was walking, I tripped because my morton's toe caught the curb.

by lucas livermoore March 7, 2010

moron sauce

A way to describe something that is more moronic then just regular moron. In other words, when the word moron just can't describe how idiotic something is.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI December 28, 2008

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

Morton's Toe

When your second toe is bigger than the first. Is a sign of intelligence, and you can pick things up with your toes.

I tripped on my Morton's Toe over the stair

by goaliee68 December 13, 2014

Moron Sandwich

Idiot sandwich doesn’t sound english enough. Tell Gordon to be more of a fookin english man. This will also sound smart cause your using another word besides idiot. good job.

person 1: What are you?
person 2 (a higher being above gordon): a moron sandwich.

by crak head boi July 11, 2020

throck morton's

In the medical field, Throck Morton's describes a situation in which a male's penis points to the affected leg or side.

Doctor: "This man's got a hairline fracture on the left proximal neck of the femur."

Nurse: "I don't see anything how can you tell?"

Doctor: "Throck Morton's on the left."

by super monkey man November 6, 2008

Morno's

Shortened version of "morning tea"

Oi wanker, if you're pissing off for morno's, get us a strawb milk and some fucking dimmies.

by Diggerhideen January 17, 2020