The totally gorgeous drummer of the Strokes. born in Brazil, but is actually Italian. Curly hair, amazing drumming technique, known for smoking cigarettes, and swearing. Really good friends with the lead, Julian Casablancas. Went out with Drew Barrymore for a little bit.. im not too sure why.
Guy: Hey, whose your favorite The Strokes member?
Girl: The drummer, Fabrizio Moretti. He's so hot!
by coralfm September 26, 2009
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Extremely cool drummer for The Strokes. Gorgeous, great and wicked on the drums. I luff him muchly. Drew Barrymore is his girlfriend, lucky, lucky, lovely lady!
Fab Moretti has got a VERY lucky girlfriend!
by Rosie Posie January 18, 2004
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Very cute drummer for groovy new band,the Strokes. Boyfriend of Drew Barrymore, lucky chick.
I dreamed that Fab Moretti kissed me.
by Drew March 15, 2004
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Fab is a muy muy caliente babe from the most awesome band The Strokes. Fab makes me happy in my pants.
He doesn't know it yet, but he's MINE!
by Elisabeth Sherman November 25, 2004
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protagonist of the webnovel, Lord of the Mysteries, and best boy.

*should treat Arrodes better tho
I am spreading the faith of Klein Moretti, and the religion of The Fool.
by thelordofmysteries March 31, 2022
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the very talented ,(and might i add very attractive)drummer of the legendary band The Strokes he was born on June 2nd 1979 in Rio De Janiero, Brazil. His background is italian. He has a tendency for alcohol preferably 'white russians' He gets along famously with The Strokes lead singer Julian Casablancas. He also likes to swear alot.
hey do you know who fabrizio moretti is? Of course i do dude hes that totally hip drummer from The Strokes
by Kiki Casblancas April 13, 2006
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The used-to-be mop-headed drummer of the Strokes. He is extremely good-looking thanks to Brazilian and Italian background. He loves having fun. I mean, as far as I can see. And I think he deserves better than Drew :D. Yes, like me. Of course like me. WHO ELSE?!?!
Fabrizio Moretti is the definition of "hot" and is mine, not any of my friends. Yes, he is mine. Mine mine mine. Drew had better back off, I tend to get defensive.
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