morning glory

The seeds of several varieties of Morning Glory (Ipomoea violacea) contain a naturally occurring tryptamine called Lysergic Acid Amide (LSA), which is closely related to LSD. Seeds are taken orally, and can be eaten whole or the active alkaloids can be extracted.

The most common active varieties of seeds are Heavenly Blue, Pearly Gates, and Flying Saucers. Like LSD, LSA acts as a "psychedelic" or "hallucinogen" which can have strong mental effects.

I didn't have any LSD so I orally ingested some Morning Glory seeds instead.

by jiblair October 28, 2003

morning glory

the act of a man being awakened from a deep sleep by being given oral stimulation by his significant other

if you want to wake your boyfriend up with a smile just pull down his shorts and give him a morning glory

by chikiimonkey21020 June 10, 2010

morning glory

1. LSA or 9,10-Didehydro-6-methylergoline-8ß-carboxamide or D-lysergic acid amide or LA-111.
C16H17N3O3
2. To wake up with a 'hard-on'.

1. "Know where I can get any Morning Glory seeds?"
2. "I've got 'Morning Glory'."

by Diego August 31, 2003

morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?

by vervegirl May 25, 2004

morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.

Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

morning glory

Waking up to stiff wood after having had a recurring dream about a chick from highschool whom you couldn't get to fuck you.

That dream about (insert girl's name here) was great, but now I've got a morning glory.

by Count Jackovsky October 23, 2003

Morning Glory

Using the dreaded morning wood for good and masturbating first thing in the morning.

I hate having a morning wood, the only time it comes in handy is when I feel like having myself a quick "Morning Glory".

by Twunce March 15, 2010