by theboyledge July 7, 2019
Get the moorestown friends school mug.A small extremely boring town in Burlington County, New Jersey. Where clueless parents grant their kids money and permission to drink and smoke all the time. There is excellent athletics from Moorestown, for instants the girls lacrosse team was #1 in the Nation. It's too bad that parents spoil their kids so much, little bitches like Blair Hornstine can sue for not being Valdictorian. Never move there it's hell.
by Zeka April 15, 2004
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a boring crackerjack town where all the kids drink hard liquor from the time they stepped out of their mama and all the girls are trash if their purse is below 500 dollars and polo shirts are not only what you wear but if you don't you get suspended oh and where all the black people try to be black but act so white it is not even funny and the white people act blacker than the the black people and the puerto rican people say how much they LOVE puerto rico every two seconds that it literally makes you sick and in need of a therapist
sally: a yo dawg what we doin tonite HOFFA
bonquisha: mark do we have any plans for this evening?
juan: PUERTO RICO!!! OHHHHHHHH (two seconds later) BORICUA PARA VIVA!!!!! ( are you gonna change your cultural background anytime soon?)
bonquisha: mark do we have any plans for this evening?
juan: PUERTO RICO!!! OHHHHHHHH (two seconds later) BORICUA PARA VIVA!!!!! ( are you gonna change your cultural background anytime soon?)
by tati December 25, 2004
Get the moorestown mug.Moorestown is such a boring place to live that I sometimes want to stab myself in the throat with a pen just to end the pain.
by MHS class of 2002 March 7, 2004
Get the Moorestown mug.a popped collar town filled with emo and punk rock wannabees. the girls are all stuck up hoes, study all the time. or play lacrosse and have no time for anything that would resemble a life. theres this hot frosh (big phel's sister) and theres this other cute chick in my history class. i dont know her name-possibly a junior. everyones clothes are from the evil a's/hollister or even worse. girls all have designer bags that cost more than my whole closet. you can always overhear someone saying " im not rich!!" when really their next door neighbor is jevon kirsch. even the lenola kids arent poor compared to the "ghetto" of other towns. oh and shut up there is no ghetto in moorestown no matter what you say. everyone is drunk starting friday night and going strong all through sunday. potheads galore as well.
"omg sarah i love love love emoo."
"oh emm gee lexxii, like same hurr!!!"
"oh wait, do you have the kanye west cd?!?!?"
"oh course boo, want me to send it to your itunes through my new hi tech computer i got like yesterday."
"psh no. are you forgetting this is moorestown-# 1 town in the nation..daddy knows kanye from work biotch. ill jus tget it from the rapper himself at daddys next party thingie!"
"oh emm gee lexxii, like same hurr!!!"
"oh wait, do you have the kanye west cd?!?!?"
"oh course boo, want me to send it to your itunes through my new hi tech computer i got like yesterday."
"psh no. are you forgetting this is moorestown-# 1 town in the nation..daddy knows kanye from work biotch. ill jus tget it from the rapper himself at daddys next party thingie!"
by emo kid =( October 1, 2005
Get the moorestown mug.When a kid is so fucked in the head, he doesn't go to school, he has no friends, he only has FUCKNG MINECRAFT
"Hey dude wanna go to the skatepark?"
"no I'm playing minecraft"
"you FUCKING moincreft piece of SHIT
"no I'm playing minecraft"
"you FUCKING moincreft piece of SHIT
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