The act of performing cunalingus on a special female while she is on the toilet taking a dump. The smell may be horrific but when its your turn to take a dump and get a blumpkin, the result will be EPIC!! P.S you are a sick bastard...
Steven decided to give his girlfriend a moon pie because she promised to give him a blumkin. Steven doesn't discuss this experience!
by Mandingo aka Big Papi March 27, 2012
by DragonessZombii July 20, 2017
Sex act containing a woman (who has lost a conciderable amount of weight quickly so her skin is loose) Whilst having her pussy eaten the vagina and the Ass hole are squeezed together as to make it possible to get them both in the eaters mouth at the same time.
Guy#1 - Dude I totally fucked jessica last night!
Guy#2 - You mean the fat chick?
Guy#1 - No, she lost alot of weight dude...I gave her a moon pie!
Guy#2 - Wow. Starfish and the kitty in your mouth at the same time, way to go bro!
Guy#2 - You mean the fat chick?
Guy#1 - No, she lost alot of weight dude...I gave her a moon pie!
Guy#2 - Wow. Starfish and the kitty in your mouth at the same time, way to go bro!
by Shawn_juan August 23, 2008
A snack food popular in the southern United States. A moon pie consists of a marshmellow sandwiched between two cookie-shaped graham crackers, which is then dipped in chocolate. Moon pies are sometimes sold as "marshmellow pies" or "scooter pies" in other areas of the country. In Canada, a moon pie is called a "wagon wheel."
by You Can't Kill the Metal September 16, 2006
moon pie is an actual product! it is a chocolate, marshmallow and grahan cracker (smore like!) confection/junk food snack pie, round in shape. exclusively seen/eaten in the south. they are commonly sold at gas stations and truck stops and as such has a rep as a white-trash product. i have seen one, but never eaten one. paired with a drink to "wash it down" which i THINK is usually milk. some of you southern red necks need help me put here.
by heizmo December 02, 2005
Possibly the most disgusting sex-act ever known to both man and machine.
The act of going to a party of drunkeness, getting someone to pass out from drunkeness (amongst other things), pulling down ones (meaning yours) pants, taking a massive poo on their chest, ejaculating gooey substance on the poo, and lastly, taking another massive poo on the gooey substance of which is atop the mountainous poo-mountain below it.
As soon as this act of nastyness is complete, one (meaning you) would be best to completely dissapear from the party.
The act of going to a party of drunkeness, getting someone to pass out from drunkeness (amongst other things), pulling down ones (meaning yours) pants, taking a massive poo on their chest, ejaculating gooey substance on the poo, and lastly, taking another massive poo on the gooey substance of which is atop the mountainous poo-mountain below it.
As soon as this act of nastyness is complete, one (meaning you) would be best to completely dissapear from the party.
Chris (by the urbandictionary.com rules, he's not a real person-don't try to find him, it'd be a waste of time) totally decided to moon pie that chick.
It was so nasty, I couldn't stop vomitting.
It was so nasty, I couldn't stop vomitting.
by maskedpantsman December 09, 2006
When a woman bends over and her legs do not touch at the top and you can see her pussy lips under her ass cheeks.
When Nikki bent over and the sun blared through the window, you could tell she had no panties on...because you could see her beautiful moon pie.
by Frosty2073 June 11, 2006