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Moomer Juice 

Used to describe the oral fluid commonly found seeping from the mouths of Moomers. Has a dark brown and milky consistency, is often disposed of in garbage cans or on the ground when Moomers venture out into the wild. Not to be confused with dip-spit, this particular kind of secretion is found exclusively in Moomers, and is actually one of the common identifying traits of a Moomer.
"Hey Stacy what should we do about that Moomer sitting at table 7? The younger crowd is starting to fill the bar and he's a little too old to be out this late."
"I'll remind him that the students are here for the fifth time, maybe he will take the hint. Just remember to mop the floor after him to clean up the Moomer Juice trail he will inevitably leave upon departure."
Moomer Juice by Japlow October 20, 2019
Related Words
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007

lunar mooner 

When you stuick 12 sticks of dynamite up youyr anus, then perform a lap dance in the moonkloght. This guives a seductiv and lovely sensation to the lucky fella recieving.
"Hell bro, i ghot a lunar mooner last nghr, i creamed my pants, and cried Yippee!:"
lunar mooner by Farth!!! May 17, 2022

Mommertz 

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.
I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.
The hidden character that appears in every fourh pannel in all Dilbert comics*



*Does not appear in any Dilbert comic.
Wow that's one freaking big Moobert you got over there.
Moobert by zxcvbnmnbvcxz123 March 11, 2003