monday mouse

a black eye.

Will looked at Jem thoughtfully. "I seem to have woken up with what they call a Monday mouse," he said, pointing at the bruised skin under his eye. "Any idea where I got it?"
"None."

by I'M THE REAL JOHANNA May 11, 2012

moosday

When Monday is a day off, and it's a Tuesday but feels like a Monday

the day after President's day; "it's a Moosday, you gotta give me a break here."

by Willow the Intern February 19, 2008

moodah

The word moodah is a type of word you should use when you are being silly, meaning a word to express the certain emotion (silly) a way to show a fun way of saying oh plum or something like that.

oh moodah i lost my cell.

by joley poley May 29, 2018

Milf Monday

Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d

Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”

by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022

Turkey Monday

The second Monday after the fourth Thursday in November, a day on which God-fearing Americans cook and consume large quantities of turkey.

Also known in Istanbul as "Monday."

Dude, why are you buying two frozen turkeys for Thanksgiving?

Nah man, one is for Thanksgiving and the other is for Turkey Monday.

by Several Credible Sources December 9, 2013

Tit Monday

Tit Monday is that special day in the year when, for the first time, the temperature rises above that magical point which causes girls getting dressed in the morning to decide to show a bit of skin.

"I was feeling a lot chirpier than usual this Monday morning. Probably because it was 'Tit Monday'."

by RAW84 April 22, 2006

Tit Monday

The first truly warm day of spring on which women often get over-eager about not wearing clothes.

N.B. Tit Monday does not necessarily always fall on a Monday

After weeks of 30 - 40 degree weather, this Friday will will have a high of 65, making it Tit Monday.

by smaker May 26, 2018