Moobies

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

by Takumashii April 16, 2006

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

mooby's

A fictional fast food restaurant chain in Clerks 2, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back as far as i can remember, its a purple and yellow cow as its spokesperson

The place where they have gone 2 or worked at......... Lets go get us some food at Mooby's

by fresh firsts August 20, 2006

mooby

The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"

Mooby gets perforated with a shotgun in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

by r00fles April 24, 2003

moobie

a morning doobie

morning time is blaze-a-moobie time

by cocalar December 6, 2010

moobie

man + boobie = moobie

boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.

my teacher has the biggest moobies ever. all the guys can't help but stare, even if he is a male...

by stef July 9, 2004

Moobies

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

by who0ligan January 19, 2006