montana musket loader

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman you throw some good ol Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minuet or two you take it out and place it on her anus and stuff it in with your penis

My boyfriend gave me a Montana musket loader last night and my butt is still burning

by BigNa$ty November 27, 2015

montana of 300

Fucking savage

Holy shit Montana of 300's song Holy Ghost if fucking fire it burned up an entire hospital

by Kkb123 October 11, 2016

teabag montage

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

Tana Mongeau

Tana Mongeau is a girl who got fucked with a toothbrush.

He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!! He fucked me, with a toothbrush!!!!!!!!! A toothbrush!! Quote by Tana Mongeau

by Aaron’s jokes March 20, 2018

montagne

There two are definitions for montagne

1.) French for mountain

2.) The operator with the big ass shield in Rainbow 6: Siege

1.) Je grimperai cette montagne means I will climb this mountain in french

2.) A patch in Rainbow 6: Siege made Montagne nearly invincible to explosives.

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow January 14, 2017

Llama Montana

When you are so drunk you start slurring your words like Tony Montana. If he were a Llama.

I'm LLama Montana hijo de puta mierda I kill you!
Oh wow - he really went full Llama Montana yesterday...

by llamamontana May 8, 2018

Heidi Montag

1. A dead-behind-the-eyes girl that loves to ditch all her friends for guys named Spencer that sport "creepy, flesh colored beards".
2. Someone who has tried their hand at acting and singing...and failed miserably at both.
3. A person who is a sad excuse for a celebrity.

1. "Hi, im Heidi Montag...My boyfriend/Ex boyfriend/Fiance/Only Friend/Verbal abuser/Life size version of a "Ken Doll", Spencer Pratt and i are Engaged! oh....wait, we're not..wait we are. OK. we're not."
2. "Im heidi Montag and my single is only downloaded by people who want to roll on the floor laughing or bulemics who need to listen to something to help them throw up."
3. "Im Heidi Montag and my boyfriend and i take pictures of ourselves and sell them to US magazine to pay our rent."

by MissObvious August 4, 2008