That chicks tits are fuckin' monster truck. or Remember that chick gave us all blumpkins? That was fuckin monster truck!
by parrrty with 3 r's April 12, 2010
When a buddy of yours stays over on the couch and you run your knee's across the top of them while screaming "MONSTER TRUCK"!!
"wake up! MONSTER TRUCK!!!"
by soda-POP77 October 14, 2008
by Bob1/2 October 24, 2008
“hey, we’re doing molly for the show tonight. do you want to score some ketamine and kittyflip?”
“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”
“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”
by avant_garden April 21, 2023
While sitting, you get a friend to sit on your lap sideways and bounce them up and down while chanting, "monster truck, monster truck." Go to breakfast after.
by scho_girl January 10, 2010
An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.
The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.
by the Geug April 09, 2009
The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...
After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.
by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021