Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.
I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!
by The Big TMG September 25, 2013
Get the Meat Monocle mug.After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye
by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011
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by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014
Get the monocle lewinsky mug.This involves sir poking his meat up the sphicter of his partner, before withdrawing and tracing a brown ring around her, or indeed his, eye.
Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
Proceeding to poke the eye without permission is bad form. This would result in a game of "Mongolian Snooker".
"What's with your eye-patch, Julian ?"
"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
"Well Nigel, that swine Toby was giving me a Mongolian Monocle, when he got all hog-wild and potted the white !"
by OneEyedNigel June 5, 2009
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by Spokentruth November 29, 2019
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"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"
"ok"
~after a long pleasurable time~
"im coming on your eye"
"AHHHHHHH THAT BURNS"
by Sexmeister May 2, 2006
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A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"
by Peter Glum September 20, 2007
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