monki

a title; someone with power

oh god oh fuck it’s monki he’s so beautiful

by which name isn’t taken jesus January 2, 2021

monkied

An intense level of intoxication. The intoxicated person is usually on the brink of collapse, but still managing to cause a considerable amount of damage and disorder.

"You got into the police car and tried to order the officer to drive you to the nearest liqueur store. You were completely monkied out of it.

by mcmonkeys1 May 29, 2008

Monkie

The Monkie is a spicies of sexsal predators developed by Mahatma Gandhi during his stay in London. «It lives, what a beautiful specimen» -Gandhi, mere seconds before the first Monkie escaped into the streets of London.

Watch out, there’s a Monkie on the loose.
Take a look at that Monkie...

by Karlonien March 21, 2021

Monki

The REAL way spell monkey. It is used to spell out holdiays such as

Monki Monday, Terrific Monki Tuesday, Wacky Monki Wednesday, Thicc Monki Thrusday, Funki Monki Friday, So on so forth

"YOOOOO MONKI" - Cool People

by Rich Rapper Man From China May 21, 2021

monki

a randy panda on a mission

hes a monki

by Jo October 26, 2003

monky

monkey like, monkey like tastes, almost always untrue, always playing games, masterminding everyone, masterfucker, but joyous fellow, heavy drinker, everything' f-cker

GW was sure a monky punk

by phijo29 October 2, 2011

monky

a hair animal that swings in branches

abraham youre such a monky

by circusclowns September 26, 2019