monkeyrapingshiteater

As is says, your probably raping monkeys and eating shit if you fit here

George Bush

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

monkeybating

The act of a monkey masturbating.

Every time I go to the zoo I see some quality monkeybating.

by Malodorous July 9, 2016

monkeyfling

Obvious nonsense, uttered in an attempt to improve one's own standing within a group by decreasing that of others. Compare bullshit, bollocks

"Mallory said that Bob was cheating on Alice" - "Oh, that's just monkeyfling."

by GyrosGeier July 16, 2008

monkeyfying

monkey fie - ing is acting slow, delaying response to someone which actually makes them slower as well and loses mental focus

stop monkeyfying your grandmother

by desdes33 July 28, 2022