monkeykick

A jumping front kick usually coming from a smaller person against a larger foe. This quick style of kick usually takes the opponent by complete surprise and they often end up scratching their heads while trying to figure out how they ended up on the floor.

Nadya will monkeykick your ass right out that window.

by kidmizere August 22, 2011

monkeywork

Any repetitive time-wasting task not fit for a monkey. Busy work, drill and practice, boring school work, a waste of effort, something mindless.

I spent all morning on monkeywork!
Got all my monkeywork done early so I could have some fun.
Monkeywork got you down?
Your monkeywork is all over the place.

by Max Girard December 9, 2008

monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

donkeycock

VERY LARGE PENIS... were talking like durk diggler size..13+ inches

"comon little red riding hood, i got some donkeycock for you" said the wolf

by stephan September 3, 2003

monkeypoke

When you intentionally pick an internet fight with an outrageous claim to get a stuffed shirt into an argument. Then, after they lose their shit, you let them know they've been poked into dancing for the entertainment of others on the board.

"Barack Obama is history's greatest president." "Are you serious? Rush says he's gonna ruin America!" Monkeypoke, motherfucker!! Dance for me, bitch!

by Big Tony35 October 12, 2010

Monkeyfuck

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

by AntiGop February 11, 2021

monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

by mattly August 19, 2008