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Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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Monkey Slap

Slapping a person in the face with a come soaked hand. Great for S&M situations, humilitation, etc.

Not great for "trying new things" with your squeemish partner.
After calling him a bad boy and insulting him for his less than manly attributes, the mistress gave the slave a pity hand job and quickly finished with a nice monkey slap to keep that self esteem in check.
by sickpuppy37 December 20, 2010
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Monkey Slap

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.
"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"
by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010
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slap monkey

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.
Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.
by CDSmith1967 June 30, 2008
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slap your monkey

Jerry slapped his monkey, example of slap your monkey
by meat_beater February 27, 2015
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Money Slap

To take out a wad of money (ranging from singles to hundreds, No loose change) and slap someone (in the face) with it, ©Wavo of NYC invented it.
Wavo money slapped MrShaggy with one 100 dollar bill, MrShaggy didn't go to school the next day, due to the humiliation.
by MrShaggy135 May 20, 2010
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