money poop

When you poop and do not have to wipe (You must wipe once to find this out)

It's so fast when you have a money poop because you don't have to wipe

by Jolley71717 October 31, 2013

poop money

the excess funds one accrues from having an insanely well paying job or rich family, which one then spends frivolously on goods and services.

"man, i'm so wasted. chase's poop money bought us so many drinks last."

"mr. jones shits money. he bought another rolls royce with his poop money."

by samwich man May 15, 2010

Monkey Made A Poopie

A phrase created when Monkey had an "accident." Often used to infuriate, irritate, or embarrass Monkey.

We were going to go to the movies with some girls, but then Monkey made a poopie.

Aw shit you guys, Monkey's making a poopie again!

I'm sorry I shot your dog Monkey, don't make a poopie about it.

by Andy Heckel June 8, 2004

poop-flinging-tree-monkeys

The average person. Characterized by their poor decision making skills, their life is a shrine to mediocrity.

Poop-flinging-tree-monkeys are responsible for electing the President.

by El Duderino August 27, 2006

Poopy Diaper Monkey

A term used as a noun to describe someone as crazy, acting a fool. Similar to when a monkey gets a poopy diaper and starts whining and throwing it's shit around.

" Hey man, stop acting like a poopy diaper monkey will yeah?"

by Icebergy November 13, 2020

poopy headed monkey

A person who is homosexual.

Dude, why are you acting so poopy headed monkey-ish around Ryan?

by TeamDarkSci July 8, 2024

monkeypop

A verb describing the first time a guy gets fucked up the ass. It is like a girl losing her virginity, but for gay men losing their glory hole's virginity.

Example 1
Guy 1: I'm going to monkeypop your ass!
Guy 2: Good! I'm gay!

Example 2
Guy 1: You want me to monkeypop you?
Guy 2: Too late, John did that to me last week!
Guy 1: Damn!

by NONmonkeypopper December 4, 2010