Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.
by fatyfatjohn March 2, 2011
Get the monkey fingermug. Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Fingermug. So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Fingermug. by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014
Get the Monkey Finger Piemug. 1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.
2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.
2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.
by bru's clues May 22, 2011
Get the Finger Monkeymug. When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.
Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.
Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.
by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017
Get the Finger monkeymug. by OHNBD April 9, 2011
Get the finger monkeymug.