Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Monkey Finger

When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.

Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!

by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013

Monkey Finger Pie

When a guy with long monkey fingers creampies a girl and then fingers her after.

David monkey finger pie'd me last night and I came so hard.

by ihavehair100 March 8, 2014

monkey finger

That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to sniff repeatedly and contentedly along the length of it.

"He got monkey finger" - from Come Together by the Beatles.

by raped ape February 6, 2005

monkey finger

Shoving your finger up somones anus with clothes on to grose them out.

Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.

by fatyfatjohn March 2, 2011

Finger Monkey

1. An adorable monkey that is small enough to hug a human finger.

2. When you finger someone's asshole and come out with shit attached to your finger.

1. A finger monkey? I need to was my hands.

2. A finger monkey! Awesome!

by bru's clues May 22, 2011

Four Finger Monkey Grip

the act of using the index and middle finger of each hand inserted into your partners asshole and to spread it apart so you can easily insert your dick after haucking a large lugie into it.

last night i had to use the four finger monkey grip on sara to get my chubby in because she was so tight.

by G.O.OPS November 7, 2010