monkey face

The act of 'blowing' your man juice onto your ladies face, at which point you 'decorate' the said ladies mess with artfully concealed pubic hair- 'hey presto' MONKEY FACE

Not yet heard of a successful 'application' - guaranteed to get you the sack, could be used as a last 'hurrah'as in a girl you're fed up with;'Do you fancy a Monkey Face?' ...'what's that?..'I'll show you'hey presto-freedom!!

by Jabba, London August 22, 2006

Monkey Faced

When someone gets so hotboxed that they actually get high off the weed.

Oh man im starting to feel monkey faced.

by gacko October 22, 2010

monkey face

used to insult someone and compare them to a black man or african american who resembled a monkey.

ugliness, african american, insult

Fuck you monkey face!

Look at that monkey face!

Yea your a monkey face!

by livefreely August 02, 2009

monkey face

When a beard is bristly and thick.

I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.

by Boffo March 15, 2007

monkey face

A general term used to describe ficticious yet highly deviant sexual practices thought up by sad, desparate individuals in the Clapham area of London.

He described how he had given her a 'jam-rolling', but the guys new it was clearly another monkey face

by Jon Locke August 01, 2006

Monkey-Faced

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.

i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.

by Alec Triction January 23, 2008

Monkey-Face

this is a person acting like an idiot. Or this could be a person at a loss for words.

You are such a monkey-Face.

by nicole masi January 20, 2006