monked
A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.
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fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?
monked by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007
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Monked
Monked
Synonym for fucked up. Origin includes monkey/ape going monkey mode/ ape shit and fucking shit up. Can be used in a variety of situations.
"Damn broski, I was so freaking monked last night after I butt chugged that 30 rack", "Damn broski, she hit you with that break up text?!?!, That's monked" , etc.
Monked by Monkman123 June 14, 2022
Monked
that moment when a surface is deceptively complete—like a first impression, a facade of perfection—while beyond that threshold, the deeper, unfinished chaos waits, unseen. In short, a monk is a pretense of done-ness—a doorway that lies, inviting you to look closer.
As I stood in the doorway, it all looked perfect, like a finished painting—but stepping inside, I realized it was a monked, a façade of completion hiding the unfinished work beneath.
Monked it
Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
Get Monked
To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.
Get Monked by Tunnus June 27, 2016