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monked

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.
Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"
guy2: "yeah man -- monked"
by yoshi March 21, 2004
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To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK
fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop November 3, 2007
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I I’m getting monked
by Monked April 13, 2020
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Monked

Synonym for fucked up. Origin includes monkey/ape going monkey mode/ ape shit and fucking shit up. Can be used in a variety of situations.
"Damn broski, I was so freaking monked last night after I butt chugged that 30 rack", "Damn broski, she hit you with that break up text?!?!, That's monked" , etc.
by Monkman123 June 14, 2022
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Monked

that moment when a surface is deceptively complete—like a first impression, a facade of perfection—while beyond that threshold, the deeper, unfinished chaos waits, unseen. In short, a monk is a pretense of done-ness—a doorway that lies, inviting you to look closer.
As I stood in the doorway, it all looked perfect, like a finished painting—but stepping inside, I realized it was a monked, a façade of completion hiding the unfinished work beneath.
by Flim-Z March 29, 2026
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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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Get Monked

To get destroyed or somehow embarrassed. To cause long term damage to oneself using something to do with a monk or their way of life.
Jack: "Jamie I just beat you by 59 kills, GET MONKED!"

Jamie: "Going to the monastery right now."
by Tunnus June 27, 2016
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