montecito

a small town right in the middle of carpinteria and santa barbara. mostly jsut rich assholes.

Montecito are people in bentlys. usually a hot MILF and a old man.

Popular sayings:

Cito rats
Lets get some caviar
bitch wheres my ferrari
damn hos give me my drink

by Kick it 805 March 26, 2007

Monkeism

there is one god and one god only and that is harambe

Guy1: Hey Dude Man I Follow A New Religion Its Called Monkeism
Guy2: Yooooo! Cool Dude Man I Gonna Follow That Aswell

by ArranEXE October 14, 2021

Monkeism

An act in which you adhere to being against a monkeist-someone who accepts the inner monke

'that is just pure monkeism'
what a monkeist

by Tpablo October 24, 2022

Monkeystomp

1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.

2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.

3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.

Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?

by Drew The Pirate August 27, 2008

Monkeyfistfart

A form of spontaneous gaslighting where a person makes up a word on the spot while riffing on a subject, and the listener momentarily believes it's a real term, so the speaker goes with it continuing to convince the listener that it really is a thing to see how far they can take it.

x: "Where do you want to eat?"
y: "Somewhere with snebits (like rabbit food & veggies sounding word) food"
x: "What the hell is 'SNEBITS' food?!?!"
y: "Salad"
x: "Whaaaaat? Is that a THING?"
y: Yea. You've never heard of it? REALLTY? Even as a kid? Must be an East coast thing."
x: "No, never. Wow. Don't tell anyone."

(that's a monkeyfistfart)

by mankx April 12, 2020

monkeycity17

a monkey who is the king of swag and the goat of party games

Isaac: I just queued monkeycity17
Cole: God I wish I were you

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito

(idiomatic, Southern US) To engage in/attempt to engage in sexual activity by means of doxxing the already married man who caused your gay awakening.

Term originally created in 1945 by Albert Einstein.

“I told you!” Gabriel said, “I was at the park with my friends, specifically montecito!”
“You whore! You promised me last time you would stop! I’m breaking up with you!”

by albyeinstein April 10, 2022