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war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.
By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.
by Joe E. King April 12, 2008
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point mongering

The act of actively analyzing a graded test, project, paper, etc. for the sole purpose of finding an error in the instructor's ways and "getting back" points to achieve a higher score.
"Why is Keegan arguing with the teacher?" "He's point mongering."
by Doctor_T September 24, 2011
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shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.
The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.
by discolemonade July 12, 2004
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mongelico

A cocktail that is made up of Frangelico and Monster Energy Drink.
BARKEEP: WHAT CAN I GET YOU TO DRINK?

BAR PATRON: I'LL TAKE A DELICIOUS MONGELICO, THE DRINK OF THE KINGS.
by pocketmaster6969 February 8, 2020
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E-Mongering

I used to prowl the streets looking for prostitutes but now I spend all my time online E-Mongering.
by Randy Ray August 23, 2010
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Mongevity

When someone is acting like a Mong but just keeps doing it over and over - like longevity but acting mongy.
Fiona, you are demonstrating mongevity with this one - just get used to the fact you are a mong.
by sadgav July 15, 2011
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Mondeziac

Someone who is very obsessed w Bad Boy Mondo aka heymondooo on ig
Girl: I’m so in love w mondo his posts give me life 😍

Mondo: oh shit she’s turning into another Mondeziac
by #1 Mondeziac January 18, 2023
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