A funny joke about someone's mom, such as, Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.
Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah
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when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.
when ur friend invites you over to your stepmoms house and she makes you grilled cheese with a note "meet me upstairs, daddy ;)" you quickly yeeted up the stairs to the laundry room to find your grandfather sucking the gay neighbours dick.
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Often used in online games such as SOCOM or Battlefield to cleverly say "your momma" as a 'clever' username.
Often used in online games such as SOCOM or Battlefield to cleverly say "your momma" as a 'clever' username.
Practical example: "Joe Momma sures likes to wrestle!"
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Gaming example: "Mr. Noob was fragged by JoE MoMMa with AK-74s"
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n.
Variant of yo mama
1.)who i took home last night; my bitch.
2.)an insult that can be used at inappropriate times:
sito- Hey dre, what character did u pick?
dre- jo mama!
3.a person who engages in sexual activity with the opposite sex often:
I was with jo mama last night!
n.
Variant of yo mama
1.)who i took home last night; my bitch.
2.)an insult that can be used at inappropriate times:
sito- Hey dre, what character did u pick?
dre- jo mama!
3.a person who engages in sexual activity with the opposite sex often:
I was with jo mama last night!
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