Moistercles

When your Oystercles get wet.

'aww man, my oystercles are all wet''yea, you got yourself a pair of moistercles''nigga please!'

by sneakybitch March 19, 2009

momster

A term of endearment for your dear mom.

"A puppy for Christmas?! Thanks Momster, it's just what I always wanted!"

by LaurenLEE December 21, 2008

Moister Oyster

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.

by bemadthen December 20, 2010

Momsterbate

Masterbating to pictures of only your mom.

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.

by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015

Momsterbong

when your mom takes the biggest hit out of a bong

wow my parental unit to a momsterbong hit!

by prettybritttiieee October 12, 2009

moistery

A mystery of a moist nature.

Police Officer: Looks like the Wet Bandits have struck again.
Inspector: We've got another moistery on our hands.

by TopTextBottomText April 24, 2017

Moisterous

When moist just is too moist.

Her body was too moisterous.

by Verno T December 9, 2016