Hot mom hair

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.

The woman walking her dog across the street has hot mom hair.

by decdaddy December 1, 2020

Hot Mom Jeans

The jeans/pants (typically skin tight) hot moms wear that are either fringed, hemmed, or cuffed a few inches above the ankle, and frequently worn with angle boots.

Gee dang, look at the Hot Mom Jeans (HMJ’s) Stacy’s mom is wearing!

by trice1996 February 24, 2022

Hot Moms in Your Area

Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.

Person1: *masturbating to porn*
Porn Site Ad: Hot Moms in your AREA! Get ready to FUCK.

by akselly March 12, 2021

ur mom is very hot

when someone says “your mom is very hot” they mean that they think your mom is VEREY hot and they want to kiss you and your mom cause you were birthed from her

guy1:your mom is very hot
*locks eyes*
guy2: i-i-i
*leans in*
guy1:can i kiss you
guy2:*whispers* yea
*passinilty makes out*
*your mom joins in*

by anonymous August 13, 2021

I love hot moms

Usually said with no context. Or written in any place you can find. Often can be intertwined with “your mom”.

Guy: “I love hot moms.”
Guy #2: “Like who?”
Guy: “your mom.”
Guy #2: “Fuck you.”

by Gen-z meanings May 21, 2022

Hot moms near you

A sentence found in many ads, for example "Hot moms near you. Only 1.3 miles away." These ads are mostly found in illegal websites.

Did you see that ad? It was like "Hot moms near you"

by cup1d<3 January 8, 2022

I <3 Hot Moms

You think hot moms are finee

"Hey Kaleb"

"What Kira?"

"I <3 Hot Moms, especially your mom"

"what."

by Herrscher of Sentience December 9, 2021