mollyrant

(noun) {molEE^rant} An indigant, sanctimonious and opinionated diatribe on the the stupiddity of an individual, corporation or organization. Mollyrant implies commentary of extended length and vitriputition which is often lengthy, seriallized or recuring in nature.

Whatever you do, don't mention the iPhone price cut in front of her; she'll just go on a total mollyrant.

by LoTek October 21, 2007

mollysacked

A mollywhooping smack to the human sack that result in extremely swollen testicals the size of a large head of broccoli....

- "gregory cried after his friends mollysacked him, turning his sack into, what appeared to be, a large head of broccoli"

by Sir. Jesus helmes September 14, 2009

Pop mollys

Putting molly; the pure form of ecstasy; in a pill and taking it.

Mollys being "popped" was never popular until about 2012. Before that, the drug was usually snorted up your nose.

Young Yuppie: I'm gonna pop mollys and go to a Dubstep concert tonight!

Old Hippy: What's this fancy "molly" you speak of?

by DarthXanax June 10, 2013

Mollykate

An awesome person who is sooo cool everyone loves her, and wants to be her friend. She's really nice and funny, but can have some weird moments. Generally has red and/or curly hair.

I want to be that Mollykate's friend!

Mollykate is so much cooler than that loser!

by Pink&Yellow0674 January 29, 2010

Mollywap

To smack a nigga in his shi then dip 😂

Damn! That nigga Bob got his ass mollywapped

by Beat that pussy445 December 2, 2022

mellysa

Very intelligent , have a unique mindeset , interested in a variety of activities, enjoys playing sporting , Favorite hobby eating or sleeping

Mellysa is eating cookies

by Lonely unicorn December 21, 2016

Mollyrant

a Mollyrant is a rant about a certain corporation, product, or company of Molly Wood, from CNET.com.

My friend was so into ranting about that new Zune that he was almpost on a Mollyrant!

by JohnMcKenna October 29, 2007