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Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.
"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"
by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012
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Meliodas

a short ass blonde-haired sonic looking badass if you touch him he will full counter your face into oblivion. meliodas is also the biggest simp of all time, he dated the same woman for 3000 years
some dude: hey dude you suck
meliodas: full counter
by bob_the_cop January 27, 2021
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melior community academy

One of the shittest schools in Scunthorpe and there’s no shock people fail their GCSEs when they come here. It’s also full of fake ass bitches and girls who think they’re the Shit.
Guy: did you go to Melior Community Academy?
Guy 2: ye I did...sadly

Guy: no wonder you failed your GCSEs man
by Rick&Morty Lover123 August 28, 2019
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molicate

Aw he just got molicated
I'm gonnae molicate you
by Goonyo April 27, 2014
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Molinski

Slang for someone who takes the fall for something they didn't do. Also patsy or fall guy.

Molinksis are usually paid off to take the blame, however, they can also be the victims of a frame job.
I paid Mook five beans to be my molinski.

I'm looking at my third strike, I need to find a molinksi or I'm up for life.
by FezMonkey December 22, 2008
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on the molido

Used to describe someone who has just failed at life. Molido, the Spanish term for ground, as in ground meat, can be mistaken by English speakers for ground, as in the ground below your feet. This mistake can then be transferred to a description of someone who failed so hard, that they belong on the ground, below the rest of society.
Jeff: Wow, I just got lemonparty'd.
Darryl: Yeah, you're on the molido.
by Chubbiness April 21, 2011
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Moldova

n. The country that epic sax guy is from.
John: I'm going to Moldova!
Billy: Do you think you'll meet empic sax guy?
John: It's 2018, this is a dead meme
by datsacow November 4, 2018
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