modem

male reproductive organs.

ooh i bet that modem of yours has a lot of RAM...

by modemlvr99 August 27, 2005

modem

Mostly dust.

"This modem is mostly dust."

by moo October 08, 2003

Modem Pussy

A modem Pussy is a female of unknown physical attributes that tends to attract the weaker of human male specimens. This usually involves the unrealistic imaginations of MMORPG fanatics which are dually dissapointed by the pics posted.

For example "Dude, I ain't joining no guild for some modem pussy."

by Mezca November 10, 2009

Modem Tethering

The act of using your cell phone as a modem for your computer.

I am not in a hotspot, but my cell phone works, why don't I use modem tethering to connect my computer to the interent using my cell phone

by K56z7k9710974 December 07, 2008

modem warrior

someone who uses their modem for cheating in an online video game. such as halo 2.
founded by teambipd members danz0r and pirateninjagraf

modem warrior: *presses standby* LOL CHEATZ LOL
danz0r: DAMN CHINESE SONS OF A BITCHES! HE'S A MODEM WARRIOR!

by danz0r June 11, 2005

modem boner

Modem Boner is when your watching porn or Chiving and your computer or smart phone locks up from the hard on it gets.

Ray was watching porn on his iPad at home when all the sudden his iPad got a modem boner and quit working.

by Captain James Kidd February 18, 2014

modem sex

The act of connecting one computer to another through dialing up one modem to another.

I modem sexed your mom last night and we exchanged several gigs of binary code all night long.

by wang March 20, 2003