marinho

super cute boy, nice abs, sexy, great kisser, amazingly intelligent and creative

T: Did you see marinho at the party?
R: Ya! He had his shirt off, so sexy.

by stacey3285 November 2, 2014

Jose Mourninho

1.) Current manger of Chelsea (at least on the date of posting).
2.) The least popular Portuguese person in human history.
3.) A bit of a paradox - he's an arrogant bastard, but he says far more intelligent and insightful comments than Alex Ferguson ever could.

1.) "Who'se that bloke in the dugout with the designer stubble and bad trenchcoat?"
2.) "Who'se that bloke instigating death threats against referee Anders Frisk, just because his team lost to Barcelona?"
3.) "Who'se that bloke who nailed it on the head by saying an interview at Porto from the Portuguese press was verbatim so nothing could be taken out of context, which triggered nervous laughter from the assembled tabloid hacks at the last press conference?"

by OD Smith March 21, 2005

mourinho

Real Madrid's actual coach.
Calls himself the special one. He is indeed specialy arrogant.

1. Mourinho: "Porqué?"

2. Mourinho: "Es um campo de batatas"

by hurrrrrdurrrrr February 8, 2012

mourinho

a person who is a hyprocrite

"Don't be a mourinho lad"

by kpboyzz December 13, 2017

moaninh

to misspell the word moaning which means the sound a woman makes while getting destroyed by 14 large obese monkeys

Hey I love moaninh.
you probably mean moaning?
oh yeah sorry bout that.

by ciubdofibneofkigbrkjl December 6, 2017

Mourinho

A very stupid manager that can't lead Manchester United to win the Premier League.

Person 1: This manager is shit!
Person 2: I know he is such a Mourinho!
Person 3: Jose's bus has lost again, lost again, lost again!

by Walter Samuel January 8, 2019

mourinhoball

Tactics played in football that end up destroying the club it's used at.

Ever since Tottenham played mourinhoball, it's all gone downhill.

by Kaneisabottler April 29, 2021