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scare-mobile

A cop car that was once a cop car, but after a police auction or something, it is now in the hands of just some random person. (It may or may not have all the accessories a normal cop car has). When driving down the road in a neighborhood, it may scare the crap out of some people who are on the road into slowing their vehicles down so they don't get busted. It may even disperse a potential drug deal in progress.
(Crack deal in progress)

Tom: A'ight, man, hit me up wit' some udda good stuff.
Alec: Aww, shit! Hold up hold up.. Looks like we got some 5-0.
Tom: Man, that ain't the popos.. It's a damn scare-mobile!
Alec: Damn, that was close. Damn scare-mobiles got me all shook up an' shit.
by Da Baba March 11, 2010
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Peasant-mobile

A type of vehicle in which a peasant would drive to disguise their peasant nature. It is often found that Maserati's are the most common choice of peasant-mobile because of their flashy looks, Chrysler like interior, and lack luster performance.
Guy 1: Hey I just got a new car!
Guy 2: It better not be a peasant-mobile...
Guy 1: haha I would never degrade myself like that.
by I_feel_like_im_21_savage October 16, 2016
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Mobile manwhich

Sexual three-way between brothers.
In Alabama, the Mobile manwhich is fairly common.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
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trump mobile

noun.
A car that is fully decorated in stickers related to Donald Trump.
"Say Johnny, I saw a car the other day with a cute dog in it, but then I saw it had Trump stickers on it."
"Ah. That's how the Trump Mobile gets ya"
by Rampaging Boner January 18, 2017
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mobile blockade

Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.

Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.

More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie

Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.

Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009
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nigger mobile

A car owned by a trashy nigger.
Generally an older car worth less than a thousand dollars with ten thousand dollar rims and tires and a five thousand dollar stereo.
The body is usually wrecked from nigger bitches driving it while splibbing on their cell phones.
Sometimes referred to as a pimp mobile, clown car, ho transport, ghetto cruiser, crack cruiser, shit box, ghetto phone booth, afro sheen machine or a jerry curl junker.
Any full sized 4 door car can become a nigger mobile.
by jsd9632 February 29, 2012
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mobile game ads

a very dumb ad that is a waste of life and has a very stupid caption on it can say OMG THIS LEVEL IS SO HARD an example of a mobile game its advertising is like a parkour game or a color game and the ad might say u can get money in it dont trust those too they are likely scams
these mobile game ads are so stupid i want to kill myself *smashes device*
by notcoolguy123 October 21, 2020
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