Mexican Carwash

When you use the window washer squeegee at a service station to wash your entire car.

I ran in to buy some cheetos and a soda, and saw my friend through the window using the gas station squeegee to give his car the ol Mexican Carwash.

by Peanut_Butter! July 3, 2014

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015

Mexican fire drill

A Mexican fire drill is when your buddy pukes in a sombrero and when the car is stopped he throws it out the door forcing everyone to run around to the other side to get back in cause their side is now blocked by a puke filled sombrero.

Mac started another Mexican fire drill last night

by Seves July 11, 2021

Mexican Paint Job

When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.

"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."

by Construction Kenny October 10, 2017

Mumblin' Mexican

A Latino person, who when speaking English sounds like they have a dick in their mouth

That fuckin' Mumblin' Mexican spoke to me for ten minutes, and I have no fuckin' idea what he said!

by unstable bob January 4, 2008

send a mexican across the border

taking a shit

i gotta send a mexican across the border

by le alvin March 16, 2022

Mexican Sugar Dancing

You were told not to search this up, admit it. Reverse psychology is very effective.

The actual meaning is the use of dead bodies hooked up to electricity that “animates” them enough for them to be used as pay per ride sex dolls.

Don’t say they didn’t warn you.

Bob: Man I’m broke, time to start doing mexican sugar dancing…
David: Man, that is low even for you!

by E hates Q January 12, 2022