Swiss mitten

A Clever Name For A Vagina!!

Origin Believed To Be In Akron OH.

Check Out That Swiss Mitten It Looks Kinda Grey

by Logieburr December 8, 2009

matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012

Poop mittens

Another word for toilet paper.

Hey don't forget to pack some poop mittens for the camping trip.

by KQF February 12, 2009

Mitter

A man, usually in his mid 20s to early 30s, who has seen far too many days of service and too few days of respite. While noble in countenance and vigorous in spirit, busy days of indentured servitude to the machine have laid bare the soul of the mitter, reducing a once fine man into a belligerent tyrant. Special care must be taken when dealing with a mitter, lest ye be cut to the quick...

Dylan: "I heard that Brett is coming home for the holidays! Haven't seen him in a while... How's he been doing?"
Ben: "Terrible Dylan. I spoke to him the other day and he nearly bit my head off! Kept grumbling about his coworkers and all the drama at his job. Poor guy..."
Dylan: "Sounds like he's being a mitter. Ah well, let's make sure he has an enjoyable time off, eh?"
Ben: "You said it!"

by The Swolestar February 20, 2023

steak mittens

one of the many fabulous prizes you can win by playing Super Bingo! (The semi-popular youtube video) depicted with a man wearing steak as mittens

You'll win so much money that you'll be able to afford business lobster, lobster grandchildren, and steak mittens!

by waffle of waffles December 9, 2008

murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.

K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten

by Sammy P. October 6, 2006

Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009