Nig Mitzvah

When a Nigga turn 13 and gets his first Glock with a stick

“Hey what you got goin on this weekend?”

“Sorry man, it’s my nephews Nig Mitzvah, we gon be outside on the block”

by Extendo_Brendo October 16, 2022

Miteyan

An ancient Chinese/Japanese man of Indian origins. Legends say he has balls the size of boulders, he uses them to sit on, and move to places by bouncing on it, which saves him time rather than just walking.

"Yo, that guy is like Miteyan. So great with the women, and his balls...made of steel"

by CheezusBalls October 10, 2011

Sweat mites

When your doing anything that involves sweating, but instead of sweating you just start to itch

Amy:OML I just went to the gym but for some reason im itchy
Darcy:Oh, you must have sweat mites

by Elizabeth Duncan January 17, 2019

midevil

A state of being totally pissed off and out of control.

Back it up chump cuz I am about to get midevil and I won't be held responsible for my actions!

Yeah, bitch keep those words flow'n and I'll give you a mouth full of midevil!

by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010

Meth Mites

The awfully convincing, yet completely illusionary insects that one would experience from time to time due to sleep deprived hallucinations experienced in week long meth runs

Meth mites are not real, go to sleep

by Stoned Pope November 24, 2010

Bar mitzvah moustache

A bar mitzvah is a jewish celebration of a boy reaching age 13.

This age is usually the beginning of puberty, and followed by a new addition on the upper lip.A magnificent, yet awkward weird soft fluff moustache.

which is the bar mitzvah moustache.

One can be defined with having a bar mitzvah moustache regardless of his age, religion and sexuality.

"Hey bob! Great bar mitzvah moustache! it's softer than my baby sister's hair!"

"that girl thinks no one sees, but she clearly got a weird bar mitzvah moustache going on"

"I'm sorry guys, can't join movember, my bar mitzvah moustache doesnt want to normalize regardless of the amount of times i shaved it"

by Verbal_billie November 27, 2012

Butt Mitzvah

A colonoscopy

I'm over 50 now and my doctor is after me to have my Butt Mitzvah.

by DimeDropped November 21, 2010