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St.Clair Missouri
Generally infested with stank puss meth mouth and aids. Smells like rotten ass and drugs cause the wind blows here from union. There are friendly crack heads left and right and they give out free candy ;).
St.Clair Missouri by Unionfuckinggoatcheese69 April 26, 2019
St. Charles, Missouri
Adequate size suburb with mostly white middle-class people. If you live in the county and meet someone new your 1st question to ask/answer is "What high school did you go to?". Your answer will speak volumes because that is how you'll be judged.
Odd mix of people who think they live in St. Louis, therefore acting ghetto as hell, and people who think they're from the country, therefore acting liks hicks. Nobody lives on a farm, but you might own land a while away. Nobody lives in the ghetto, but SCHS is sketch.
Small enough to call it a town because chances are wherever you go you can run into someone you know. Big enough to call it a suburb if you want to associate with STL. It takes 4 exits along hwy 70 to pass through.
Majority of HS grads go to SCC. A good amount will go to a state school. A few enlist. A lot go to Lewis and Clark. But we all have one thing in common: HS was pathetic and did not prepare you for college.
Most people have their license and a job at 16 years old. The only thing to do is a football or basketball game on Friday night. Maybe people will gather in a basement a drink some beer while their parents are upstairs.
Awkwardly located north enough to like hockey but south enough to say "y'all". Hunting season is just as big as baseball season. Girls wear carhartts for no reason.
Home of the words hoosier, skeet, and hella. Everyone has gone on a float trip, been to el maguey, lyons, fritz's, plays washers, and had a bonfire and CFM slushie.
Odd mix of people who think they live in St. Louis, therefore acting ghetto as hell, and people who think they're from the country, therefore acting liks hicks. Nobody lives on a farm, but you might own land a while away. Nobody lives in the ghetto, but SCHS is sketch.
Small enough to call it a town because chances are wherever you go you can run into someone you know. Big enough to call it a suburb if you want to associate with STL. It takes 4 exits along hwy 70 to pass through.
Majority of HS grads go to SCC. A good amount will go to a state school. A few enlist. A lot go to Lewis and Clark. But we all have one thing in common: HS was pathetic and did not prepare you for college.
Most people have their license and a job at 16 years old. The only thing to do is a football or basketball game on Friday night. Maybe people will gather in a basement a drink some beer while their parents are upstairs.
Awkwardly located north enough to like hockey but south enough to say "y'all". Hunting season is just as big as baseball season. Girls wear carhartts for no reason.
Home of the words hoosier, skeet, and hella. Everyone has gone on a float trip, been to el maguey, lyons, fritz's, plays washers, and had a bonfire and CFM slushie.
Scenario A:
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: St. Louis
Person A: What part?
Person B: Well, a suburb west of STL, St. Charles...
Person A: Oh what's in St. Charles, Missouri?
Person B: ...
Scenario B:
Person A: Oh where you from?
Person B: St. Charles, Missouri
Person A: What high school did you go to?!
Person B: (Next answer is crucial because it says so much about you) Duchesne
... *crickets*...
Fail.
Person A: Where are you from?
Person B: St. Louis
Person A: What part?
Person B: Well, a suburb west of STL, St. Charles...
Person A: Oh what's in St. Charles, Missouri?
Person B: ...
Scenario B:
Person A: Oh where you from?
Person B: St. Charles, Missouri
Person A: What high school did you go to?!
Person B: (Next answer is crucial because it says so much about you) Duchesne
... *crickets*...
Fail.
St. Charles, Missouri by WestWarrior November 22, 2011
Steelville Missouri
Chris:are you from steelville Missouri
Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week
Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week
Steelville Missouri by I’m from steelville Missouri May 24, 2022
St. Joseph, Missouri
Let's go to St. Joseph, Missouri to get some meth, we can get some there, St Joseph always has meth.
St. Joseph, Missouri by Missourishithole July 25, 2018
missouri tuxedo
Yeah, since it was a company jeans day, my buddy was thinking he'd go with a canadien tuxedo for his meeting with the CEO, but his wife told him he should at least wear a Missouri Tuxedo to avoid looking like a douche.
missouri tuxedo by torque boy December 26, 2011
Missouri Twist
A Missouri Twist is when you wrap both hands around the penis during sexual intercourse and twist it really hard.
Missouri Twist by nyxwastakn December 15, 2021