I missed the part where that's my problem

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem

Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

by OMG LOLZ!!!!1111+shift!!!! March 20, 2005

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug

I'm a real thug misses.

by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

misstatement

a lie in the form of doublespeak, which is constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often resulting in a communication bypass.

Hillary Clinton said “I speak a lot of words in the course of a day and if I misspoke, it was just that, a misstatement”.

by unsaneroot March 25, 2008

missed the boat

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.

I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.

by Penemue October 19, 2005

missed contact

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities

Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!

by timlight April 23, 2020

Ranboo misser

you miss ranboo,
you probably tweeted that seconds after he ended too.

Ranboo misser: "I miss ranboo" *seconds after his stream ends*

by ranboo misser March 27, 2021

missed connection

section of craigslist where people can post about strangers they saw on the subway, at work, in elevators, at rock shows.

can also be used as a verb.

woah he's fine. i'm gonna missed connection him tomorrow.

by bellewasok April 11, 2005