misvestment

A terrible mistake in money management

Buying that bag of toenails was a huge misvestment.

by RJGM March 16, 2021

The Misses Nutritious America

The winner of a bi-annual (one for each cheek) U.S. competition that judges women on the thickness of their build mainly the rear central portion; the thickest girl on the block; a women whose full figured body is a direct result of the nutritious high protein diet from which she was raised, most commonly consisting of chicken, potatoes and corn

Damn girl, you should be in the Misses Nutritious America pageant with all dat junk in da trunk.

And the winner of the 2001 Misses Nutritious America Pageant is... Jennifer Lopez!

Man, she's way to skinny. If they don't at least get a mention in the Misses Nutritious America pageant I'm not going near it.

by Abstract Rapper June 23, 2009

Misses

The act of missing someone when they are overseas. You lose interest in all normal activities such as eating, bathing, sleeping, socialising and masturbating. The first week is the hardest then when the second week comes around you are completely numb to any feeling and sit by the phone waiting for your "misses" to contact you. This may happen if you are deeply in love with the person who has gone overseas.

I misses her so much

by ihatecrybabies May 22, 2009

MissAster

Female who is being a smarty pants. Or know it all.

Alright MissAster, we all know you have a photographic memory. You don't have to rub it in our faces.

by Clicksmama January 11, 2015

misset

Someone who lacks imagination and judges other people, especially those who express themselves through art, music, etc.

"Have you seen Dave lately?"
"Yeah, but he turned into such a misset lately"

by brotbube January 25, 2023

Drunk Misses

When you get absolutely wasted and you miss your significant other/ex.

“I am so wasted at this party, I really miss you”

“I like drinking with you because then I don’t get the drunk misses”

by Manbearpaige August 14, 2020

Missett

*A non human "person" that usually has random bursts of retardation and a lust to acquire a boyfriend.

*A sub breed of human created by the mating of a The Missett is a curious and illiterate species that often will bitch about things that never go its way and will often betray and backstab its "friends" for no apparent reason unless they are backstabbed first. Missetts often confuses many things, topics and nouns such as the letters S and C, Y and E. Missetts also have a very bad taste in music.

*Missetts are often found in their natural habitat frantically searching for boys to take advantage of. This is one of its only source of nourishment. Missetts grow to an estimated 3 and a half feet tall and weigh as much as 4 metric tons. This comes in handy when the Missetts camouflages as a schoolhouse to lure unsuspecting boys to them. When it catches a boy in one of its traps, Missetts will usually attempt to make the boy stupid so that he would not say that the Missett has done anything wrong to him.

*When boy hunting season is over, the Missett's prey often includes pancakes, an unhealthy amount of coffee and various young women (and men) who attend Winston Prep school for the abnormal such as Chris, Sunshine, Michael, Jarred, Zoe, Brandon, Sharkteeth, Anna, Eric, Seth, Joanna, Anthony, Wallie, Danielle, Tavel, Myran, Jeremy, Alex, Matthew, Jiana, Jessica, and David. These unsuspecting people are drained of any brain power that they had before being lured by the Missett.

by מרגל June 12, 2012