mintsticking

the sexual-preparation act of slathering one's dick in (usually mint flavored) alcoholic mouthwash so as to make oral sex more pleasurable for the partner giving head, usually done in the absence of flavored lube. Also known as canedipping. Stings like a motherfucker initially. Invented in the early 2010's by delinquent Wormtown (Worcester, MA) high school graduates & college freshmen, according to police arrest records and PTA transcripts.

"Ew I don't want to suck that, soapy dicks taste funny. Get the flavored lube."
"Girl I just showered and the soap washed off. Don't have any lube. You like butter?"
"I'm lactose intolerant."
"Fuck it!"
*Splashes listerine on the peen*
"AAAAAAAAAaAUUUUUUUUUUgGGGGGhHHH"
"Let me kiss it better babe!"
A Sexual Preparedness PSA on mintsticking brought to you by the Worcester County Health Committee & Greater Blackstone Valley Center for Cultural Enrichment

by OmenNemo June 12, 2023

mantastic

A man who is fantastic. It describes a man who is equal parts tough and sexy. He isn't to be mistaken with the overly masculine man. He is an attractive man who is an eye catcher and oozes charisma.

"I was at the club the other night dancing with this guy. He was fuckin' mantastic. We were bumping and grinding all night. He gave me his number. I think I'm gonna have to hit that shit."

by ChanLynn January 21, 2008

mantastically sexalicious

To be a ten on the Worcester manometer, above a perfect physical specimen of a man (George Clooney, John Adams, Charles Lindberg, Fergie), prime targets for man hunting

Wow, Austin, Alex, and LJ are mantastically sexalicious.

by Blacula May 13, 2008

mantastic

Having the qualities or characteristics of one who is of the male gender.

"My fridge is mantastic - all I have is beer, cheese and condiments, and I'm pretty sure I can make a meal out of that."

by Howdy Partner December 28, 2005

monktastic

Fantastic and related to a monk.

That Father McGillicuddy who gave the sermon this morning was Monktastic~

by A.C. Basbas May 28, 2008

mantastic voyage

a journey of epic proportions which defines one purpose and destiny in life; not a destination or a mile marker along the way, but the great and meaningful wide arc of the journey itself.

Come along and experience our mantastic voyage.

by AT33Aftermath August 3, 2009

Mantastic

Like testacular, it is a word describing something manly and fantastic as it is a combination of both words.

"Hockey game was f*ckin mantastic the other day!"

by RJ McFadden October 2, 2006