Milwaukee Sunrise

The act of blindfolding a one night stand at a wedding with a cummerbund, while performing various sex acts.

I went to Lizzie's wedding and I totally gave some dude a Milwaukee Sunrise.

by LongLastingValue June 10, 2015

Milwaukee Slugger

A Milwaukee Slugger is achieved by loading a womans anus with ping-pong balls, baseballs, anal-beads, or even softballs??? (ouch) and then using your dick as a bat, through the vaginal wall, to knock the balls "out of the park."

Mike was giving me a Milwaukee Slugger last night, I can barely walk.

by Mark Weber June 20, 2007

Milwaukee Snake Charmer

The process of a man's partner inserting a gummy worm into the urethra of his erect penis. Once fully inserted the partner performs oral sex until the man reaches climax, thus ejecting the gummy worm and seamen into the partners mouth.

Also known as "The Cummy Worm" in some parts of Canada.

Brenda gave me a Milwaukee snake charmer last night. It hurt at first but Brenda seems to love it.

by bunky paterson January 18, 2011

Milwaukee Subway

AKA The Deep Tunnel, a massive underground system underneath Milwaukee Wisconsin where sewage and rainwater make its way to the wastewater plant.

My breakfast just took the Milwaukee Subway.

by That Lego on the floor May 31, 2017

Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

Milwaukee Slimer

The act of hiding in a girlfriends room covered in a white sheet dressed as a ghost. Then, when she is sleeping you spook her and ejaculate on her creating a scenario in which a ghost haunted her and touched her with its ectoplasm. You then knock her out and proceed with the Milwaukee Ghost Buster.

"So guys, I think its time for the Milwaukee Slimer. She will never see me cumming."

by teddygrahams March 2, 2009

Milwaukee Shower

A variation on the venerable Golden Shower, the Milwaukee Shower can only be performed after consuming several 40-oz bottles of Milwaukee's finest. Noted for its greenish-orange hue and sulfer/ass overtones, beers from this delightful city yield a vigorous urine stream of pure battery acid.

Wes: Hey honey, are you up for some watersports tonight? I can run down to the corner store for a six-pack of Beast.

Sharon: I might, but only if you buy an imported wheat beer. My skin is still recovering from last Friday's Milwaukee Shower!

by bkn December 1, 2009