Millenial

A Millenial is someone who's only been torturing people for a thousand years

- Michael from The Good Place

Michael: These Millenials, they have no work ethic...

by babytalks January 1, 2019

Millenials

A generation that has gone through life without a single butt whipping for doing stupid crap, and think stupid crap is just another option.

Those millenials are protesting having to learn enough cursive to sign their name.

by zeroaster May 2, 2018

Millenials

a bunch of crazed motherfuckers

"WTF is wrong with people these days?"
"They are Millenials what do you expect, David."

by ap011osKID September 25, 2018

Millenial

A single person belonging to an entire generation of human morons (i.e., noobs) responsible for developing flashing green lights that indicate a left turn can be made rather than the old tried-and-true green arrow, as if it is an improvement.

Jane: "Did you see that new, super annoying flashing green light in town?"
Ry: "Heck yes, I did! I saw some old guy get rear-ended there last week because he didn't know he could make a left turn."
Jane: "Yeah, I thought the green arrow was pretty straightforward. The change must have been the work of some stupid millenial."
Ry: "Agreed."

by Alpha grouse February 24, 2018

Millenials

Creatures that died from being shot by the government when trying to illegally enter a military base aka Area 51

Grandkid: Grandpa, what was the 2000s like?
Grandpa: Have you ever heard of millenials?

by Bank Ching Ching July 21, 2019

Millenials

The pinnacle of doom

Have you been on YouTube lately? OMG the kids comments are insipid and they get 600 likes! ..

oh and the spelling and grammar is appalling and I end like a schoolteacher correcting them... millenials are the pinnacle of DOOM..

by Miss Beachy November 1, 2019

Millenials

People who were born in the early 1980s to late 90s. They love taking quizzes of in which harry potter house they are in, but on reality, they dont have a house, just a apartment rent. They are funny and cool but at the end of the day, they're just old. If you roast them, they call you zoomer. Phrases of them are: Ravenclaw and proud!😜🤙🏼or ok zoomer or Wait, dont talk to me until i had my coffee 🤭🤫or Wait, let me check my facebook account

Katie: I HATE MY JOB. I am a coffee addict I am so quirky
Y/n: You are such a millenials

by Keepaneyeforselener😜 July 1, 2020