Milfism

The religion of worshiping milfs as your god

I have converted to milfism

by Milfism January 28, 2021

milking the udder

Another term for taking a piss. Usually said by a man.

Man I was in the bathroom milking the udder sorry for taking so long. I had been holding that one for awhile

by pantyteamaster April 15, 2009

Millishit

Millishit, in the metric system denoting a factor of one thousandth of a shit. If you give a shit, it means you care about something. If you don't give a shit, it means you don't care. So a millishit means you REALLY don't care.

Did you hear that Madonna won a Golden Globe?

The amount I care could be measured in millishits.

by dangerwilrobinson January 31, 2012

milkies

breasts

her milkies are giant

by xoxokelly June 25, 2023

milking table

A table with a hole on top which the male sticks his penis in while there is a female on the bottom pleasuring him in a variety of ways. Most commonly jerking and sucking.

I just bought my husband a milking table!

by Aggin and Aggin June 28, 2015

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."

Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

by Lemon Duck February 19, 2009

Ass Milkshake

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.

Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!

by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014