Military Fun Sponge

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Tactical Military Flashlight

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!

When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

by Starchylde July 31, 2016

military jock

Someone in a physically demanding role in the military such as Marine Recon, SEALS, Rangers or Special Forces.

That boxer is tough, he used to be a military jock!

by I, Wreckerrr January 9, 2021

Gaze in the military

To take a deeper look into the practices of any nations military and honor their sacrifices and triumphs.

I had to gaze in the military until I was honorably discharged.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

Military intervention

an act of an absolute destruction of a land owned by a residing state

Becky: Hey, Ryan, should we tolerate military interventions of the USA?
Ryan: But Becky, there were no military interventions committed by the USA.

by USA knowledgeman February 9, 2023

special military operation

The Russian equivalent of "bringing democracy to Iraq."

"I am authorizing a special military operation in Ukraine." - Vladimir Putin

by cuddlycritter22 March 11, 2022

Military Shower

A shower that takes less then 3 mins

The student was going to be late for his mid-term so he took a military shower in order to be on time.

by MarineDuckie2012 December 3, 2011