Mike hawk 

some corny word a middle schooler puts in kahoot!

teacher: who put “mike hawk” as their username

classmate: giggles

other student: stfu that’s not funny at all

Mike hawk by greedier jesus January 5, 2022

Mike Hawk's Mall 

A clever way to get someone to say "My Cock's Small" out loud

Erik - "Hey John, read this" *passes over a piece of paper with 'Mike Hawk's Mall' written on it*

John - "Mike Hawk's Mall?"

Erik - Haha. Your Cock's Small. Now I no longer wish to associate myself with you because you admitted your penis is not large.

Mike Hawk's Mall by mikehawksmall June 3, 2009

ben dover and eat mike hawk 

its pretty self explanatare just say it out loud and youll get it

hey jake! ben dover and eat mike hawk

ben dover and eat mike hawk by bendoverandeatmikehawk October 9, 2020

MikeHawk 

MikeHawk is like saying my cock. Thats what quackity did when he played roblox! he put his user as mikehawk which is like my cock

Mikehawk is not working = My cock is not working

MikeHawk by youraveragegiganut April 24, 2023