MILILF

Mother-in-law I'd like to fuck - a theoretical possibility but never reported in the masturbatory literature.

I married her because her mom was hot, a real MILILF

by Alybrella January 13, 2011

Miilon

A person who has large or round Cheeks

Emma: Did you see her cheeks?
Jess: Yea she's such a miilon

by Amused.Koii April 13, 2021

mirilyos

A person who simps over girls and forgets about his friends that always supported him during his worst days. But also Mirilyos respects women and feminism overall. Also people named Mirilyos are weak which makes them very bad at sports.

"Mirilyos come play with us"!
"No! I'm sucking my girlfriends toes I can't right now"
"Oh, Hope you break up with her you imbecile".

by Khojar January 31, 2023

mijito

An even more sappy and cute version of mijo. "Ito" is added to the ends of words in Spanish to show a loving quality. The "ito" makes it little. So as mijo means honey or sweetie mijito means my little sweetie.

My mijito chiquitito... I wub jooooo.

by Marissa The Great February 15, 2005

Mijir

Mijir - A derogitory word used in the south of the United States to offend black midgets

If you see a black midjet walking down the street, and you call him a mijir, he will kick your ass.

by Dan April 4, 2005

mihil

meaning the most loyal boyfriend there could ever be

"I wish my boyfriend was like mihil"

by Mihil February 2, 2018

McJilted

The state occurring when a slow-thinking male inadvertently turns down a hot, random female's proposal to join her for a night of unconditional, non-committal sex. This usually occurs because the male isn't used to having to respond to such proposals. As such, the male does not in fact know what to say, and so he says no. See also: PSU definition 2, Crasterbation

*** "Why is he crying?" "Dude, did you see what just happened? He totally McJilted the hot chick on the bus." ***

by Mungsex February 19, 2008