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Middleton 

Noun - A Middleton (Plural - Middletons) is a member of a special clique of middle children who associates closely and exclusively with fellow middle children and shares a special emotional connection with another middle child.

Verb - To be accepted as a member of the special Middleton clique and exhibit traits of a middle child.

The word was coined by Powei and Ronald in 2019 who, by definition, are the world’s pioneer Middletons.
Noun- I am finally getting married t my dream Middleton partner.

Meeting another Middleton is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Verb - I Middleton you

Powei and Ronald are the first people to be Middletonned.
Middleton by Ronald-X February 29, 2020
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Middleton 

Usually an un-circumsised, homosexual who likes to get shagged knee deep by a black prince. Middleton refers to the middle of two cocks; aka eiffel tower of two black princes
Middleton by Joshua Alberto May 12, 2020

Middleton 

a town in wisconsin that sucks the life out of you. You get high or walk around aimlessly and go to walmart for fun. Full of Karens and highschoolers. The downtown is nice though but a bit expensive and small.
I cant wait to move out of middleton
Middleton by Soggy oatmeal September 16, 2020

Middleton 

Middleton is the name of a person that is naive, easily controlled and switches character every time they are with someone else, this could be when they hang out with their girlfriend or boyfriend compared to how they act with you.
OMG! Look it’s Joseph Middleton.
Middleton by A_De_Large_2 August 5, 2021

Middleton 

Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)
Middleton by Kate dandy October 3, 2021

Middleton 

This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty
Middleton is a shit hole
Middleton by SeacroftboyzLS14 September 27, 2023

Middleton's Disease 

The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?

Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.

Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.

Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.

Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.

Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?

Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?

Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.