That guy who uses the urinal in the middle in a public toilet forcing the next person to use a urinal directly adjacent to the one he is already using thus contravening the understood rules of urinal etiquette that require one to go to the furthest urinal to allow for an empty urinal buffer zone between oneself & the next patron. (similar to heterosexual buffer seat at movie theaters)
Every time I've gone into the bathroom tonight some middlepisser is taking up the urinals, so I just went into a stall.
by otto z. obskure June 19, 2010
Get the middlepisser mug.To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.
John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.
Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?
John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.
Mike: Pwnage.
Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?
John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.
Mike: Pwnage.
by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009
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the middleman card occurs when you purchase drugs off a dealer for a friend/aquaintance after receiving the money for it.
the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the card is played when you demand a key and/or line of said narcotics as it was you who ran around and did all the hard work.
the middleman card is standard procedure, if your friend refuses then call him a next level dowie brea and slap him.
by magistratemanz December 1, 2010
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Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.
Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.
by Wendy August 15, 2006
Get the fucking middlemarch mug.The middleman is the provider who buys from the producer of products to gain a product; not directly from the company that created it rather than just someone else selling the items they bought from the producers/company.
On Aliexpress if you are from the US and are buying products through Aliexpress you're cutting off the middleman.
by Dreameater August 18, 2016
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Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!
Avoid them at all costs!
Also, to be used on who they think are "suckers" or to "gauge" or "test" for gullibility. Can anyone say Manipulator?!
B: "Hey, Lisa's having a birthday, you should come!"
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)
C: (thinking to herself, why didn't A just invite me THEN?)
Really? Well, I don't really know her that well.
B: She'd want you there, really.
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(At the birthday)
A: Oh hey C. (surprised expression)
B: Hey, I heard from B it was your birthday!
C: (thinking to herself, hehe i was the middleman...suckers)
by ialreadyknowclueless August 14, 2010
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by lumpen March 31, 2009
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